BETA GOBLIN INTERVIEW
Anonymous. No login. No email. Just tell the goblin.
What happened when the demon babies attacked?
I did a tiny thing
I refused and enjoyed it
I got confused
I laughed but did nothing
I fled the premises
Did you understand what to do in the first 5 seconds?
Yes
Mostly
Not really
Absolutely not, chaos won
How did the app feel?
Funny and useful
Funny but confusing
Useful but too much
Too chaotic
Not weird enough
Would you come back when your brain is stuck?
Yes
Maybe
Probably not
Only if threatened by Mopsy
What should we fix first?
Make it clearer
Make it less chaotic
Make it funnier
Make actions smaller/easier
Make sharing/challenges clearer
Nothing obvious yet
Which thing did you notice/use? (pick any)
Main quest
Too much / smaller
Brain-Noise Detector
Body Double
Crime Scene Recovery
Doomscroll Escape
Challenge someone
I have no idea what any of these are
Other screams, complaints, prophecies, bug sightings
0/2000
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